Invest in (very) faraway land

It's no secret that it's a buyer's market right now, meaning that property and land prices have plummeted (=gone down), mainly because few people can afford to buy.

So what better time to spend your lottery winnings on a plot of land on...a distant planet!

Yes, a nice unspoilt unpolluted planet, apparently life-sustainable if it actually exists, and only 2 light years away. Not to mention that it's a real bargain: plots are going for as little as 20$!

Don't believe me? It's true! Check out the Ebay ad:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Gliese-581-g-Zarminas-World-Extrasolar-Planet-Property-/150536510033?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item230cacda51

PS. Read all the small print and if I were you I would check with a reliable astronomical source before parting with your hard-earned cash.