Thursday, 17 December 2009

Jessica the Hippo: answer key and script

This is the listening task we did on the 17th/18th of December (3rd year). If you missed it, try it now.





TRUE or FALSE?

1. Jessica was born in captivity.


2. Hippos are not usually dangerous to humans.


3. Tony has kept other wild animals before.


4. Jessica can be aggressive when she is hungry.


5. Jessica broke some things inside the house.


6. Jessica doesn’t get on with other hippos.


7. Jessica has escaped several times.


8. Jessica is too old to have babies.






Answer key: 1F 2F 3T 4F 5T 6F 7F 8F



Transcript:

Narrator: It is one of the rules of Africa: if you see a hippo, head the other way. But this is Jessica, and she breaks all the rules.

Tony: (unintelligible)

Narrator: Tony Joubert, a game warden , found her washed up by flood water when she was just a day old. Seven years on, she's still here.

Tony: I don't know whether she sees me as a hippo or she sees herself as a human. All I know is that ... there's a fantastic bond I've never had with any other animal in my whole life. I've raised elephants and buffalo and lions, and that stuff, but I've never had something this close. Never ever.

Narrator: Jessica spends her days lazing in the sun, and cooling down in the water, with Tony and his wife on hand to deliver refreshments: weak sweet coffee twice a day. Then there's the afternoon snack with the dogs. And if Jessica is still hungry, she knows where to go. A short walk to the house, where a closed door doesn't stop her, even if the dog gets in the way. She's already broken a sofa and a bed inside, so everywhere but the kitchen is off-limits. But the kitchen's her favourite place.

Shirley: Jessica sees herself as our child. She sees herself as a unique being, one of us, a part of the family. That's what she is. That is what she is to us.

Narrator: And how do you see her?

Shirley: I see Jessica as my daughter, 100%. She... I can't imagine my life without Jessica.

Narrator: And Jessica seems happy to stick around. It's one thing to tame a hippo in captivity, but what makes Jessica so remarkable is that she's free to leave at any time. Further along this river there's a pod of wild hippos, and Jessica likes to spend time with them, but she always comes back here. Probably because she knows she's on to a good thing.

The hippo kills more humans in Africa than any other wild mammal, but Jessica has never displayed any aggression. And after a long hard day of eating, she likes a massage before she goes to bed.

Hippos live into their 40's and Jessica is expected to mate and breed, so there could soon be another hefty pet here, curling up with the dogs to go to sleep.

Emma Hurd, Sky News, Hoedspruit, South Africa



Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Christmas party


Don't forget to come to the Christmas party on Tuesday!!!

There'll be things to eat and drink, and you don't have to bring anything except yourselves. And your friends or family if you want!

Well, hope to see you there, everybody!

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Contracted "will"

This old Elvis song has a lot of contracted "will"s, and the subtitles help you to listen for them.

Dedicated to all those bloggers out there who have no readers and no people commenting.

Killer tomatoes

There are more carniverous plants than we think.

Monday, 14 December 2009

Feeling grumpy is good for you

Grumpy (adj) = in a bad mood, bad-tempered, negative, etc.

According to an Australian psychologist, bad-tempered and negative people think more clearly. Interesting, eh? Is it your case?

Friday, 4 December 2009

Everybody's dream

You know, one minute you're so poor that you're living in a cave, and the next thing, you inherit millions from an unknown relative. We've all dreamed about it some time or other.

Read the heartlifting story here: Homeless brothers inherit millions

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Listening practice

Come on, people, do some listening practice!

I've already chosen an easy one for you, so you can click on this link directly and have no excuses.

http://www.elllo.org/english/Games/G058-Park.htm

How to listen properly:

  • Press the enormous triangular "play" button.
  • Listen to that part and click on the picture that best describes what the person is talking about.
  • Then click "next" to hear the next part.
  • If you have time, do the comprehension activity, usually in the column on the right.
  • DON'T read the text until after you have finished the activities.
  • Choose another easy one to do from this list.

Monday, 30 November 2009

Google Wave

I have 8 invitations for Google Wave.

What is Google Wave? Find out here: http://wave.google.com/help/wave/about.html

If you love computers, send a lot of emails with attachments, and are curious about trying it, tell me and I'll send you one.

IMPORTANT: at the moment Google Wave is in its experimental stage. Not only that, but for the moment, if someone invites you, you can't invite anybody else. This means you can only communicate with people who already have it, which is a bit limiting. I imagine that if it's successful, bit by bit more and more people will have it.

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Seven reasons to enjoy chocolate

Well, to be honest, we didn't REALLY need any excuses or justification, did we? But now Christmas is coming, it's nice to read Seven healthy reasons to enjoy chocolate.

1. Chocolate is high in antioxidants, related to cancer prevention, among other things.


You're welcome!

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

School cultural activity tomorrow!

Thursday, November 26th at 19:30
English Made Easy
by Andrew Marshall

Stand-up Comedy
Don't miss it!


Targeted at 3rd, 4th and 5th year students of English.

Whether or not you have class on Thursdays, try not to miss this show, free for students.
See you there!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Test drive the Toyota Prius

I'm a great fan of the Prius, and one day when I'm rich I'll have one.

Also, one day when I'm rich, I'll visit Japan.

Meanwhile, I'll just have to make do with this simple game, which combines both: http://www.toyota.com/prius-hybrid/virtual-test-drive-game.html


















PS. Thanks for your emails. I'm not 100% yet, but tomorrow I'll be going in to work, so see you!

Monday, 16 November 2009

Sorry

Sorry about not going to class today: my daughter is throwing up (=vomiting) all over the house like the girl in The Exorcist, so I don't think I should leave her with an unexperienced baby-sitter.

I imagine she'll be better tomorrow, but I'm really sorry about making you miss your class today.

Sorry again. :(


Friday, 13 November 2009

Videos, listenings and speaking

My colleague Mariona recommended me this link: http://www.englishcentral.com/en/home

It's a Japanese (?) page with videos with different levels of difficulty, subtitles, etc. I haven't had much time to check it out in detail, but it looks interesting. You can also record yourself, but I tried it here at wok, and strangely enough :P, it didn't work. I'll try again at home and let you know how it went.

One thing, though; you have to register, but it's free, so why not?

Sunday, 8 November 2009

Better late than never

The subject of Guy Fawkes came up in one of the classes. Read about the 5th of November festival in the Simple Wikipedia:

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

English problems

You see, there are many people out there with the same problems. :)


Transcript

Hey, aren't we all on the same English course?
Yeah, how's it going?
Not bad, except I sometimes have trouble with my grammar, isn't it?
I mean, sometimes I perfect, but other times I don't. Won't they?
You see, I'm alright with my grandma. My problem is spelling. I can't spell to save my loaf.
Yeah?
Yeah. After all, I have a spell chuck on my compluter.
Well, I don't know, look at it this way: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't eat it too. You know what I'm saying?
No, not really.
I think that she sometimes has trouble mixing metaphors. Aren't she?
Yeah, sorry guys. I'm always crying over spilt chickens before they're hatched.
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
What's that like?
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
That's OK. I have problems with my emPHAsis.
Your emPHAsis?
Yes, my emPHAsis, on different parts of the senTENces. In my job, that can cause a lot of awkWARDness.
What do you do?
I'm a speech theRApist
A peach therapist that can't spike preperly! I'm surprised your boss hasn't sucked you.
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
Can I make a SUggestion? Why don't you purCHASE a dictioNAry? You'd save yourself a lot of embaRRASSment.
I tell you what: why doesn't we all try studying together, isn't it? How doesn't next week sound, didn't we?
Grape idea.
FaBUlous.
Yeah, you give them an inch, it's worth two in the bush.
It's alright for you all, I've got-
SHUT UP!
Isn't it?



Corrected version:

Hey, aren't we all on the same English course?
Yeah, how's it going?
Not bad, except I sometimes have trouble with my grammar, don't I?
I mean, sometimes I'm perfect, but other times I'm not. Am I?
You see, I'm alright with my grammar. My problem is spelling. I can't spell to save my life.
Yeah?
Yeah. After all, I have a spell check on my computer.
Well, I don't know, look at it this way: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't eat it too, if you know what I'm saying? (Two sayings mixed up. 1: You can lead a horse to the water, but you can't make it drink, and 2) You can't have your cake and eat it too.)
No, not really.
I think that she sometimes has trouble mixing metaphors. Doesn't she?
Yeah, sorry guys. I'm always crying over spilt chickens before they're hatched. (Two sayings mixed up: 1) It's no use crying over spilt milk, and 2) Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.)
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
What's that like?
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
That's OK. I have problems with my EMphasis.
Your EMphasis?
Yes, my EMphasis, on different parts of the SENtences. In my job, that can cause a lot of AWKwardness.
What do you do?
I'm a speech THErapist
A speech therapist that can't speak properly! I'm surprised your boss hasn't sacked you.
It's alright for you all, I've got a very small vocabulary.
Can I make a sugGEStion? Why don't you PURchase a DICtionary? You'd save yourself a lot of emBArrassment.
I tell you what: why don't we all try studying together, shall we? How does next week sound?
Great idea.
FABulous.
Yeah, you give them an inch and it's worth two in the bush. (Two sayings mixed up: 1) You give them an inch and they take a mile, and 2) A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.)
It's alright for you all, I've got-
SHUT UP!
Isn't it?