Last minute ideas for Valentine's Day

Being single, I'm happily free of this "festivity", but for those of you in a loving relationship who are stuck last minute for an original present, here's an idea:

Cockroaches for Valentine's day! ♥

According to this zoo, nothing says "I love you" better than a roach.

You don't believe me? Check it out: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/name-a-roach-after-your-sweetheart-for-valentines-day

Or directly visit the name-a-roach page here: http://www.bronxzoo.com/name-a-roach/

As an alternative, they suggest naming the poor creature after an ex, which judging from your faces when we watched Food Fighters, might prove to be more popular.