http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2534
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Migraine headaches
Hi People!
I'm just writing this entry on migraine headaches, because lately I've been having them again, and the type that I get are "Migraines with Auras".
Migraines with Auras are different from normal migraines in that the sufferer gets a sort of warning before the actual headache. The Aura, or warning usually consists of:
I'm just writing this entry on migraine headaches, because lately I've been having them again, and the type that I get are "Migraines with Auras".
Migraines with Auras are different from normal migraines in that the sufferer gets a sort of warning before the actual headache. The Aura, or warning usually consists of:
- lightheadedness or dizziness
- blurred vision or visual problems
- slurred speech (= problems speaking)
- numbness or tingling, usually only on one side of the body, usually starting on the face.
As you can see it's quite fun, and I'm sure a lot of people actually pay for recreational drugs to experience similar effects that I get to enjoy free.
The only "problem" with auras is that once you start experiencing them, as you can't really talk very well, it makes it difficult to inform people what's happening, and they usually think you're either drunk or mad, or both.
Since I've been getting these auras lately, I'd just like to say that if I start acting weirdly in class it could be due to a pre-migraine aura.
You will probably notice this if:
- I stop talking, sit down (or fall down :P) and don't say or do anything
- start speaking in an unknown language slowly as if possessed
- seem confused or disoriented (more than usual)
If this happens, please let another teacher know, preferably management (Jose, Vicent, Carlos, Yolanda V), as they know what to do.
Thank you!
You can read more about migraines and auras here: http://www.bupa.co.uk/individuals/health-information/directory/m/migraine
Does anybody else get these?
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
The size of spiders
This is funny.
APPARENTLY, researchers have discovered that people who are afraid of spiders perceive them as bigger than they actually are. Weird, eh? Read about it: http://newslite.tv/2012/02/28/being-scared-of-spiders-makes.html
It's incredible what fear can do, isn't it?
APPARENTLY, researchers have discovered that people who are afraid of spiders perceive them as bigger than they actually are. Weird, eh? Read about it: http://newslite.tv/2012/02/28/being-scared-of-spiders-makes.html
It's incredible what fear can do, isn't it?
Thursday, 23 February 2012
32,000-Year-Old Plant Brought Back to Life
I've just read this piece of news and seen the photo, and I'm in love. What a darling little thing! ♥ I want one!
Science is amazing!!
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
The Treehouse of Adulthood
A slightly cynical view of the world of being a responsible adult.
Somebody sent me this with no credits. Googling leads me to a blog by a certain Grant Snider, where you can find other thought-provoking cartoons.
Somebody sent me this with no credits. Googling leads me to a blog by a certain Grant Snider, where you can find other thought-provoking cartoons.
Sunday, 19 February 2012
Gapminder: world statistics
Hiya! I've just discovered this fascinating page with world statistics on a wide range of issues. If you're curious about the world around you, this is the page for you: it's highly interactive and is full of information:
www.gapminder.org/world
At first sight it may look a bit complicated to use, but there's this helpful video tutorial to help you get started, well worth watching:
www.gapminder.org/world
At first sight it may look a bit complicated to use, but there's this helpful video tutorial to help you get started, well worth watching:
Monday, 13 February 2012
A sensible love song for Valentine's Day
Some people on Twitter are saying that this year, Valentine's Day cancels itself out for mathematical reasons: 14-2-12 = 0.
Clever, eh?
But here's a Valentine Day post anyway.
Do you remember Tim Minchin? We did another song of his, "Fat Children", one Friday class. He's an Australian comedian, now based in London I think, who routinely makes fun of whatever he can.
Here he dedicates this love song to his wife.
Personally I love his common sense and the way he parodies the style, but admittedly the more romantic ones of you out there might not agree. ;)
Lyrics:
If I Didn't Have You - Tim Minchin
Yep, yeah. If I didn't have you. Yeah.
If I didn't have you to hold me tight (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you to lie with at night (When I'm feeling blue)
If I didn't have you to share my sights (Share my sights)
And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry
Well I, really think that I would... have somebody else.
(If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you, someone else would do
Your love is one in a million (One in a million)
You couldn’t buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
But of the 9 point 999 hundred thousand other possible loves,
Statistically some of them would be equally nice. (Equally nice)
Or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you
Or dumber but better at sport or... fucking tracing
I'm just saying (I really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
Yeah.
(If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do)
If I were a rich man, diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly
I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model
Or any of the royals, or a Kennedy
Or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
If I were a rich man maybe I would fiddle
Fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls
I'm not saying that I'd not love you if I was wealthy or handsome
But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
And if I had a different rod, I would conceivably land some
Even though I am fiscally consistently pitiable
And considerably less Brad Pitt than Brad Pitiful
And am I really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
And I (Really think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
(If I didn't have you) (Someone else would surely do)
Look, I'm not undervaluing what we've got when I say
That given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate,
It's obtuse to deduce that I've found my soul mate at the age of 17
It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in Perth
I happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me
And if I may conjecture a further objection, love is nothing to do with destined perfection
The connection is strengthened, the affection simply grows over time
Like a flower. Or a mushroom. Or a guinea pig. Or a vine. Or a sponge. Or bigotry.
Or a banana (banana)
And love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy, or something
So I trust it goes without saying that I would feel really very sad If tomorrow you were to fall off something high or catch something bad
But I'm just saying I don't think you're special
I mean... I think you’re special
But you fall within a bell curve
I mean, I'm just saying I (Think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
I think you are unique and beautiful
You make me happy just by being around (Being around)
But objectively you would have to agree that baby, when I found you
Options were relatively thin on the ground (Thin on the ground)
You’re lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
and maybe more open to spanking or fucking table tennis
I'm just saying
(That I think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
I mean, I reckon it's pretty likely that if for example
My first girlfriend Jackie hadn't dumped me
After I kissed Winston’s ex girlfriend Neah at Steph’s party back in 1993
And our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event
To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative in which we don't meet.
Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
Where what is is not as it is and I am not your husband and you are not my wife
And I am a stuntman living in LA
Married to a small blonde Portuguese skier
Who when she's not training, does abstract painting
Practises yoga and brews her own beer, and really likes making home movies
And suffers neck down alopecia
But with all my heart and all my mind I know one thing is true
I have just one life and just one love and my love, that love is you
And if it wasn't for you, darling, you (I really think that I would)
Possibly (Have somebody else)
Yeah (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you doodoodoodoo someone else would do
(Someone else would surely do)
Clever, eh?
But here's a Valentine Day post anyway.
Do you remember Tim Minchin? We did another song of his, "Fat Children", one Friday class. He's an Australian comedian, now based in London I think, who routinely makes fun of whatever he can.
Here he dedicates this love song to his wife.
Personally I love his common sense and the way he parodies the style, but admittedly the more romantic ones of you out there might not agree. ;)
Lyrics:
If I Didn't Have You - Tim Minchin
Yep, yeah. If I didn't have you. Yeah.
If I didn't have you to hold me tight (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you to lie with at night (When I'm feeling blue)
If I didn't have you to share my sights (Share my sights)
And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry
Well I, really think that I would... have somebody else.
(If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you, someone else would do
Your love is one in a million (One in a million)
You couldn’t buy it at any price (Can't buy love)
But of the 9 point 999 hundred thousand other possible loves,
Statistically some of them would be equally nice. (Equally nice)
Or maybe not as nice but say, smarter than you
Or dumber but better at sport or... fucking tracing
I'm just saying (I really think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
Yeah.
(If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you someone else would do (Someone else would surely do)
If I were a rich man, diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddly
I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model
Or any of the royals, or a Kennedy
Or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist heiress to a large chain of hotels
If I were a rich man maybe I would fiddle
Fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls
I'm not saying that I'd not love you if I was wealthy or handsome
But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea
And if I had a different rod, I would conceivably land some
Even though I am fiscally consistently pitiable
And considerably less Brad Pitt than Brad Pitiful
And am I really so poor and ugly that you reckon only you could possibly love me
And I (Really think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
(If I didn't have you) (Someone else would surely do)
Look, I'm not undervaluing what we've got when I say
That given the role chaos inevitably plays in the inherently flawed notion of fate,
It's obtuse to deduce that I've found my soul mate at the age of 17
It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in Perth
I happened to stumble on the one girl on earth specifically designed for me
And if I may conjecture a further objection, love is nothing to do with destined perfection
The connection is strengthened, the affection simply grows over time
Like a flower. Or a mushroom. Or a guinea pig. Or a vine. Or a sponge. Or bigotry.
Or a banana (banana)
And love is made more powerful by the ongoing drama of shared experience and the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy, or something
So I trust it goes without saying that I would feel really very sad If tomorrow you were to fall off something high or catch something bad
But I'm just saying I don't think you're special
I mean... I think you’re special
But you fall within a bell curve
I mean, I'm just saying I (Think that I would)
Probably (Have somebody else)
I think you are unique and beautiful
You make me happy just by being around (Being around)
But objectively you would have to agree that baby, when I found you
Options were relatively thin on the ground (Thin on the ground)
You’re lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you
and maybe more open to spanking or fucking table tennis
I'm just saying
(That I think that I would) Probably (Have somebody else)
I mean, I reckon it's pretty likely that if for example
My first girlfriend Jackie hadn't dumped me
After I kissed Winston’s ex girlfriend Neah at Steph’s party back in 1993
And our variables would probably have been altered by the absence of that event
To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative in which we don't meet.
Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life
Where what is is not as it is and I am not your husband and you are not my wife
And I am a stuntman living in LA
Married to a small blonde Portuguese skier
Who when she's not training, does abstract painting
Practises yoga and brews her own beer, and really likes making home movies
And suffers neck down alopecia
But with all my heart and all my mind I know one thing is true
I have just one life and just one love and my love, that love is you
And if it wasn't for you, darling, you (I really think that I would)
Possibly (Have somebody else)
Yeah (If I didn't have you)
If I didn't have you doodoodoodoo someone else would do
(Someone else would surely do)
Saturday, 4 February 2012
Cold
This week I've had this argument three times already: can cold weather give you a cold? Or more specifically, can going outside with wet hair in cold weather give you a cold?
The answer is NO.
If you don't believe me, check out what the Wiki says about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_cold
And if you're one of those who mistrust the Wiki, try this page about facts and myths about the common cold or the NHS page, where you can discover that if you get bored of just one type, there are in fact more than 200 types of cold virus that you can get, yay.
The good news is that you can easily avoid catching colds or catch less of them by either becoming a hermit or just by taking some simple precautions such as washing your hands: how to survive the common cold.
In conclusion, though, the common cold is like any other viral infection: if you're exposed to it, you catch it. But if you're not exposed to it you could jump out of the bath stark naked and run around the snowy streets (haha) of Vilanova in the deepest winter and you would NOT catch a cold*. Scientific fact!
*don't believe me: try it yourselves!
Cute little cold viruses
The answer is NO.
If you don't believe me, check out what the Wiki says about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_cold
And if you're one of those who mistrust the Wiki, try this page about facts and myths about the common cold or the NHS page, where you can discover that if you get bored of just one type, there are in fact more than 200 types of cold virus that you can get, yay.
The good news is that you can easily avoid catching colds or catch less of them by either becoming a hermit or just by taking some simple precautions such as washing your hands: how to survive the common cold.
In conclusion, though, the common cold is like any other viral infection: if you're exposed to it, you catch it. But if you're not exposed to it you could jump out of the bath stark naked and run around the snowy streets (haha) of Vilanova in the deepest winter and you would NOT catch a cold*. Scientific fact!
*don't believe me: try it yourselves!
Cute little cold viruses
Thursday, 26 January 2012
Powerpoints
More Dilbert on Powerpoint presentations here: http://www.powerpointninja.com/for-fun/dilbert-on-powerpoint-presentations/
Saturday, 14 January 2012
Friday
The other day in 5C I discovered that nobody had ever heard of this song, let alone had the pleasure of listening to and watching the video.
The song was a 2011 internet sensation after the ... erm... singer posted it on YouTube, where it rapidly went viral, amongst general incredulity. Most people actually thought it was a joke, but when it was realised that it wasn't, the song quickly acquired the status of "Worst Song Ever".
According to the Wikipedia, Rebecca Black has unsurprisingly received death threats because of the song and her ...erm... performance.
The lyrics, which contain pearls of wisdom such as "It's Friday, Friday [...] Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards", have also been criticised mainly for basic grammar mistakes and superficiality.
Lyrics:
Friday - Rebecca Black
(Yeah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
7 a.m., waking up in the morning
Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs
Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing
Got to get down to the bus stop
Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)
Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend
7:45, we’re driving on the highway
Cruising so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (partying)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We going to have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end
R.B., Rebecca Black
So chilling in the front seat (in the front seat)
In the back seat (in the back seat)
I’m driving, cruising (yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switching lanes
With a car up on my side (woo, come on!)
Passing by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick-tock, tick-tock, want to scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We going to have fun, come on, come on, y'all
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend (we gonna get down)
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend, etc
Luckily, there is a death metal version, courtesy of Jarett Norton and Danny Dodge, which really helps to take the bad taste away:
The song was a 2011 internet sensation after the ... erm... singer posted it on YouTube, where it rapidly went viral, amongst general incredulity. Most people actually thought it was a joke, but when it was realised that it wasn't, the song quickly acquired the status of "Worst Song Ever".
According to the Wikipedia, Rebecca Black has unsurprisingly received death threats because of the song and her ...erm... performance.
The lyrics, which contain pearls of wisdom such as "It's Friday, Friday [...] Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards", have also been criticised mainly for basic grammar mistakes and superficiality.
Lyrics:
Friday - Rebecca Black
(Yeah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
7 a.m., waking up in the morning
Got to be fresh, got to go downstairs
Got to have my bowl, got to have cereal
Seeing everything, the time is going
Ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing
Got to get down to the bus stop
Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)
Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend
7:45, we’re driving on the highway
Cruising so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kicking in the front seat
Sitting in the back seat
Got to make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (partying)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We going to have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end
R.B., Rebecca Black
So chilling in the front seat (in the front seat)
In the back seat (in the back seat)
I’m driving, cruising (yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switching lanes
With a car up on my side (woo, come on!)
Passing by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick-tock, tick-tock, want to scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We going to have fun, come on, come on, y'all
It’s Friday, Friday
Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend (we gonna get down)
Friday, Friday
Getting down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend
Partying, partying (yeah)
Partying, partying (yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Looking forward to the weekend, etc
Luckily, there is a death metal version, courtesy of Jarett Norton and Danny Dodge, which really helps to take the bad taste away:
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Russian probe update
The latest updates on the Phobos-Grunt, the ill-fated Russian Mars probe, are currently predicting that it will fall into an empty stretch of the Indian Ocean near the island of Java, in Indonesia
However the prediction is not set in stone (=definite), as many factors influence the descent of the spacecraft, and it's worth checking the latest information as the time for impact gets closer.
Read all about it: Highly toxic Phobos-Grunt Mars probe will crash into ocean on Sunday, Russia says
The Phobos-Grunt space probe: do you really want this on your head?
However the prediction is not set in stone (=definite), as many factors influence the descent of the spacecraft, and it's worth checking the latest information as the time for impact gets closer.
Read all about it: Highly toxic Phobos-Grunt Mars probe will crash into ocean on Sunday, Russia says
The Phobos-Grunt space probe: do you really want this on your head?
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
This is not science fiction
In class we talked about the Russian probe, destined for Mars but whose voyage was unfortunately cut dramatically short by engine failure, and which now hangs in an increasingly lower orbit around the Earth.
The spacecraft with its cargo of toxic fuel is expected to fall back to Earth around the 15th of January.
The Russians are now hinting at sabotage as the cause of the failed launch.
Read the latest on the topic: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/11/science/space/russian-official-suggests-weapon-caused-spacecraft-failure.html
The spacecraft with its cargo of toxic fuel is expected to fall back to Earth around the 15th of January.
The Russians are now hinting at sabotage as the cause of the failed launch.
Read the latest on the topic: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/11/science/space/russian-official-suggests-weapon-caused-spacecraft-failure.html
The art of translation 2: Guide perrs
You might remember this one: http://quevienelateacher.blogspot.com/2011/09/art-of-translation.html
Here's another great but slightly unfinished translation:
Here's another great but slightly unfinished translation:
Saturday, 7 January 2012
Grammar can kill
I think I would do the same...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2478#comic
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2478#comic
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
BBC's "Faces of the year 2011: Women"
Before you click on the link below, GUESS which Spanish woman made it into the "top 12" of the year.
Ready? Have you guessed? Do you have someone in mind?
Ok, now look at October: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16203296
Ready? Have you guessed? Do you have someone in mind?
Ok, now look at October: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16203296
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